I still have it-- I just can"t remember where I put it confessions of a fiftysomething by Rita Rudner

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Published by Thorndike Press in Waterville, Me .

Written in English

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  • American wit and humor,
  • Large type books

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StatementBy Rita Rudner.
SeriesThorndike Press large print laugh lines
Classifications
LC ClassificationsPN6165 .R83 2008b
The Physical Object
Paginationp. cm.
ID Numbers
Open LibraryOL17051313M
ISBN 101410411192
ISBN 109781410411198
LC Control Number2008034657
OCLC/WorldCa240195536

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She is the author of the best-selling I Still Have It; I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It, Naked Beneath My Clothes, and the novels Tickled Pink and Turning The Tables.

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